Of course, if you're looking to simplify your life and your car, you'll have to make do with a rather minimalist engine. Pop the bonnet on the Volkswagen Take up! and you'll be confronted with a three-cylinder unit not much bigger than your kitchen microwave. It makes just 60PS, so it's not what you'd call zesty. Find a long enough piece of autobahn and it will manage 100mph and 60mph will arrive in 14 seconds from a standing start. What it lacks in straight line power, it claws back in friendliness and tractability. It's a sweet engine that does its best work between about 2000 and 5000rpm which means that it can more than hold its own in city traffic. The throttle response is a little soft, but this does makes it easy to drive smoothly. The steering and the manual gearbox are both light and accurate.
Visibility out of the up! is also very good, which helps with parking manoeuvres, as do the very short front and rear overhangs, which make squeezing into tiny bays simplicity itself. The mirrors are a decent size and the driving position is good, despite the lack of a reach adjustment on the steering column.
Handsome little thing isn't it? The proportions look just right and the kinked window line, grille-less front end and gently flared wheel arches gives the Up! more impact than the usual city boxes. Not too much has changed with the looks of this revised version and as before, there's a choice of three or five-door models. There are re-styled bumpers, a sleeker rear diffuser, door mirrors with integrated indicator lights, revised headlights with LED daytime running lights and smarter rear lights. Otherwise, it's as you were, so a length of around 3.5-metres, yet a wheelbase that takes up nearly 2.5-metres of that. Which is why, though an up! is no longer than a Fiat 500, it offers far more room inside, space in fact for the four fully-sized adults who could never comfortably fit in the apparently space-efficient Italian car.
Clever packaging means that interior space is maximised. The wheelbase of 2.42m is one of the biggest in class which combine with that compact engine and lateral radiator to allow the front bulkhead and crash structures to shift forward too. There's decent room at the back too, with a 251-litre boot being a tad bigger than is typical in this class. Drop the rear seats and this space extends to 951 litres. The interior is colourful, with the option of painted body-coloured panels, evoking the spirit of the original Beetle. Although there's no shortage of hard plastics, this doesn't feel like a car that's been ruthlessly built down to a price like its Fox predecessor. It just feels agreeably simplified.
As the entry level model in the Up range, the Take up! features a few items which serve to underline this fact. The 14-inch steel wheels and the black door handles and mirrors do have a certain unshowy chic about them though, and the rims, which are fitted with plastic wheel trims, will shrug off kerb impacts a whole lot better than flashy alloys. Priced from around £9,000, the Take Up gets body-coloured bumpers, daytime running lights, front and side head/thorax airbags, a CD stereo with aux-in, rear ISOFIX points and 14-inch steel wheels. There's now ESC stability control on this model too.
You'll have to manage without a split rear bench and air conditioning too and in order to save space, there's not even a spare wheel, just a can of foam and a pump to keep you going if you catch a flat. It's hard to think of many other cars that have less equipment inside than the Take Up. Let's face it, few other manufacturers would have the confidence to bring a car as simple as this to market. The temptation to load it with a few toys would be too great.
The payback from the Take up!'s minuscule engine comes at the pumps. It'll average 64.2mpg on the combined cycle, and even in city use it returns over 50mpg. Get it out on the open road and a careful right foot will nurse it to well over 70mpg. Emissions are rated at 101g/km, but there is a BlueMotion Technology model offered if you want to go even lower; in this case to 68.9mpg and 96g/km.
The reasonable asking price, strong badge equity and tiny running costs virtually guarantee strong residual values for the Take up!. There is an issue about whether those looking to cut all costs will buy this car at all though. Both SEAT and Skoda sell sister models - the Mii and the Citigo respectively - and they're even more aggressively priced. The Volkswagen is just a few degrees cooler though. That counts for quite a lot.
Make no mistake, the Volkswagen Take up! is a very clever citycar package. The cabin features about as little equipment as you could possibly get away with. The only item that has anything remotely overspecified about it is the clever clogs stereo. If you like a minimalist, pared back look and feel, you'll love this car. The clever thing is , it doesn't feel as if it's been built down to a price. It feels like a very smart piece of design that focuses on the essentials. I would still have liked to have seen air conditioning on the standard kit list, but that's a personal preference.
There are rivals that are equivalently priced and better equipped. There are also competitor products that offer a sharper steer. None has quite the effortless cool of the up! though. It never feels as if it's trying too hard to win your affection. The puppyish enthusiasm of some citycars grates after a while. The Volkswagen up! merely earns enduring respect. I think you'll like it.